Every School Cafeteria Ever
Ah yes, the four food groups: mystery meat, milk, apples, and a single slice of iceberg lettuce. This is EVERY SCHOOL CAFETERIA EVER.
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Courtney Miller // instagram.com/co_mill/
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Kimmy Jimenez // instagram.com/kimmydoesstuff
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Director: Carmen Angelica (@carmesancheeses)
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Writers: Monica Vasandani, Shayne Topp, Courtney Miller
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
1st AD: Vivian Gil
DP: Jonathan Na
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Jeff Chaney
Set Dresser: Eric Snyder
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Script Supervisor: Emily Blake
Key Hair & Makeup: Maira Gomez
Wardrobe: Athena Lawton
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Gaffer: Dustin Bloodgood
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Grip: Will Engebretson
Key PA: Austin Barrett
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
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  • Smosh

    We shot this video before the world fell apart! We’re social distancing and staying safe, and we hope this video makes you laugh while you stay safe at home!

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    • Tony Jon
      Tony Jon

      Smosh ewwwwwww

    • PotatoFlake


    • Waffu Waffle
      Waffu Waffle

      Where did they get that pastel rainbow jacket?? It’s amazing!

    • The Pathetic Gamer
      The Pathetic Gamer


  • Mad Jo
    Mad Jo

    This is oddly accurate for a bunch of 20-30 year olds

  • laurel may
    laurel may


  • Ghada Elsayed
    Ghada Elsayed

    U guys have school tables we sit on the floor and it has been a year and where still wiring on the kafatera

  • Scott Diggle
    Scott Diggle

    Nerds: we have nuggets and chips Rich kids: thats lame as hell me: UH WELL U GOT THE SAME THING

  • Lukeis Awesome
    Lukeis Awesome

    Plot twist they made the chairs out of paper XD

  • Connor Moore
    Connor Moore

    Them shaking there salad Me THEY HAVE OLIVER TREE CUPS

  • Samman 126
    Samman 126

    Wait what!!!!!! Lunch hour I only get twenty minutes

  • GAMER X12
    GAMER X12

    The worst part of the cafeteria is that you can’t afford the sandwich and cocoa milk and your crush is watching you 💀💀😭

  • Stormz

    5:09 you look like a blue papa smurf

  • RussianMania

    That is the best way to hold a skateboard.

  • Cookie Xoxo
    Cookie Xoxo

    schools have plastic chairs because they can't afford 200$ chairs for each student.

  • Oliverjames Gilkison
    Oliverjames Gilkison


  • Music and Games
    Music and Games

    "you are blue papa smurf"

  • Patti Carter
    Patti Carter


  • mujju munshi
    mujju munshi

    I miss the old smash.....

  • NowhereMan_ YT
    NowhereMan_ YT

    The most uncomfortable material thing for me is a cold plastic chair

  • Karola Gonz
    Karola Gonz

    wait yall get corndogs? and all we get is a burrito with some dry meat im

  • Jiwon Yoon
    Jiwon Yoon

    6:48 thats carbs

  • Noelani Alien
    Noelani Alien

    “I’ll just starve”

  • Burial Brigade Videos
    Burial Brigade Videos

    We don’t even have chairs in the cafeteria we have stools!

  • Lantip Abilawa
    Lantip Abilawa

    What's the meaning of "cafeteria worker's on register"? and "i don't do carbs."?

  • Stacy MARIE Mecham
    Stacy MARIE Mecham

    What the f***

  • Stacy MARIE Mecham
    Stacy MARIE Mecham

    Food fight

  • Stacy MARIE Mecham
    Stacy MARIE Mecham

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol

  • Stacy MARIE Mecham
    Stacy MARIE Mecham

    He had forget it

  • Stacy MARIE Mecham
    Stacy MARIE Mecham


  • mr booble
    mr booble

    “I dont do carbs” but she has a sandwich in the tray

  • Love Dva
    Love Dva

    You forgot when you would trade your food for other snacks or food that your friends had

  • The Situati0n69
    The Situati0n69

    4:14 lunch HOUR?!? Sorry honey which school is this because we get half of that

  • Henry Aucoin
    Henry Aucoin

    Why you dissing my name

  • reverz

    Why dose the school look like my old school core l rice

  • Cr0y

    Love it,Keep Up The Good Worth

  • SonDog 620
    SonDog 620

    I don't do carbs Henry. When she has a samwitch

  • Rave Beast
    Rave Beast

    Yeah Henry she dosent like carbs

  • Smiling B e e
    Smiling B e e

    9:35 when they say your name 👁👄👁

  • Isaac Perez
    Isaac Perez

    Lets be honest courtney plays an amazing male!

  • Lilac Pup
    Lilac Pup

    At 5:58 he says "Skeet skeet" when he's chasing them away LMAO SEARCH IT UP

  • Quinn Lee-Newbury
    Quinn Lee-Newbury

    Also dude jock Courtney makes me very confused. My bisexuality doesn't know what to do with it

  • Quinn Lee-Newbury
    Quinn Lee-Newbury

    Just remember; the for problem prison system is ALWAYS the enemy

  • Zapper YT
    Zapper YT

    Ok but why does Monica seem like the nicest aunt on earth

  • Some Nerd Vs. The Internet
    Some Nerd Vs. The Internet

    Why did every school have that kid who only got candy

  • Horace Locklear
    Horace Locklear

    These girls would always get this salad but not even eat it would shake it for 5 minutes straight all they would eat were those cookies

  • Moose Boy
    Moose Boy

    6:52 I don’t do carbs Henry has a bag of potato chips and a sandwich WITH BREAD

  • Thomas Cole
    Thomas Cole

    I don’t do carbs Henry literally holding a lunch tray with two bags of chips on it

  • TKO From Idaho
    TKO From Idaho

    On Tuesdays we get Salvatores pizza from the Salvatores place in town

  • Tony Jon
    Tony Jon

    Smosh is cool

  • Morgan T
    Morgan T

    The chair part reminded me, that at the table i sat at, they didn't have a bench like everyone else, they had fold up chairs.

  • Noah Krook
    Noah Krook

    wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i get free food at my school

  • katie Gay Disaster
    katie Gay Disaster

    My cafeterias food is AMAZING!!! we get like homemade kfc chicken, pasta, pizza and its great

  • Aaron Levy
    Aaron Levy

    wait a minute... bloopers.... did Damien just Quote "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon?! NICE!! HAHAHAHA!

  • whoelseis. .depressedbcofquarantine
    whoelseis. .depressedbcofquarantine

    Y'all forgot to add "American" in between the every and school cafeteria ever😗

  • Maddie Tannie
    Maddie Tannie

    There’s so much freaking sugar and fat in dressing though so salads aren’t that healthy if you put dressing.

  • Micah Camerino
    Micah Camerino


  • gacha black235
    gacha black235

    He really said I'll just starve😂

  • Thomas Bercan
    Thomas Bercan

    1:29 DANI IDIOTS

  • Christine Moore
    Christine Moore

    Why are we so lame KAREN


    My school is getting a parkour psrk and a outside gym

  • Charlette Moore-Solomon
    Charlette Moore-Solomon


  • Osvaldo Garcia
    Osvaldo Garcia

    Is Ian supposed to be like Triple H 😂😂

  • Ar Or
    Ar Or

    The is this shards of glass reminds me when my friend found glass in a tree

  • R1FF R4FF
    R1FF R4FF

    lol at my school we don't have to pay, we just show our ids

  • Aidan Flanagan
    Aidan Flanagan

    “I don’t do carbs, Henry.” *has bag of chips on her tray*

  • Sort of bad Piano
    Sort of bad Piano

    Where my milk gang at

  • Bernardas Auskalnis
    Bernardas Auskalnis


  • Kirbzy

    I honestly thought this video was exaggerating but trust me, this is how real schools are.

  • - SpaceNav -
    - SpaceNav -

    That one at 2:50 is actually true. If you can't pay for your lunch at my school, you actually just get a piece of bread with raw cheese.

  • TheJaylenWay


  • valhalla primrose
    valhalla primrose

    "I got some carrot sticks--" *"I'd rather starve."*

  • Love Birdxo
    Love Birdxo

    We found a maggot in our school lunch...

  • BlueBerry Voices
    BlueBerry Voices

    Ian is such a good principal

  • john. k
    john. k

    Who casually drinks milk Me:XD nice joke dani: I'll let this slide

  • Duck ree
    Duck ree

    1:43 pause

  • ElectricShock LIVE
    ElectricShock LIVE

    Kim: I don’t do carbs Also Kim: Has a turkey sandwich on her tray

  • Matthew Boeding
    Matthew Boeding

    Let’s be honest, is school food even food

  • Animation Lucas
    Animation Lucas

    What happens to the old smash

  • April Hunter
    April Hunter

    who's in school right now

  • Fanix 17
    Fanix 17

    0:24 me when all the shit in 2020 happened

  • Foolish Fool
    Foolish Fool

    0:50 [Insert "What kind of bread?" joke here]

  • Ice cream gang Gang
    Ice cream gang Gang

    Don’t they have nuggets and fries

  • DMightyMonkey

    me trying to hangout with the cool kids 1:05

  • temsila adnan
    temsila adnan

    Man they relly need anthoney

  • Mason TV
    Mason TV

    "I watched the simpsons for the first time last night" "I'm sorry"

  • Fighter Brawl stars gameplays
    Fighter Brawl stars gameplays


  • Gamerbot 9000
    Gamerbot 9000

    I only now realized that she was writing on the bread

  • Minecraft Master
    Minecraft Master

    Girl I don’t do carbs Henry *has a sandwich*

  • {Alexa} Teddy
    {Alexa} Teddy

    I don't do carbs Henry!.. *Has a sandwich *

  • Dania Mendoza
    Dania Mendoza

    My school bully’s:hey dat is mah seat!! Smosh bully’s: hey lets hang out dude!!

  • IcyPopsicle

    I barely packed lunch to school so school lunches don’t taste bad to me

  • Keaton Castillo
    Keaton Castillo

    We were app the salad kids at one point.

  • Ben Liu
    Ben Liu

    Why are we so lame karen

  • Kvng


  • Blazing Fire
    Blazing Fire

    I got the semi quiet but friendly cafeteria ladies but

  • AlexOn Sticks
    AlexOn Sticks

    This was funny (look at my name)

  • Gooster Gaming
    Gooster Gaming

    I wish that my school was this fun

  • BaelFyre Klow
    BaelFyre Klow

    My school lunch in highschool was honestly so good. I miss it. 10 years and honestly, still some of the best meals.

  • FlowlyBeauty

    Not mineeee

  • Jayden Huling
    Jayden Huling


  • Unicorn 666
    Unicorn 666

    I don’t really get it actually, I kinda like the food (not the ham sandwiches though, the cheese is like plastic). The chairs aren’t that bad, we only get like maybe 45 minutes?

  • Yianni Tjortjis
    Yianni Tjortjis

    i miss anthony 😔