Every Waiter Ever
You hear that? That's the sound of your server preparing to sing "Happy Birthday" for the 17th time tonight. This is EVERY WAITER EVER!
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Damien Haas // instagram.com/damienhaas/
Shayne Topp // instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Courtney Miller // instagram.com/co_mill/
Ian Hecox // instagram.com/ianhecox/
Jacklyn Uweh // instagram.com/blkjack76/
Rachel Jenkins // instagram.com/rachelj7790/
Director: Ryan Todd
Writer: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney, Lorraine DeGraffenreidt, and Patrick McDonald & Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
DP: Jonathan Na
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
DIT: Brian Rosenthal
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Grip: Angelique Costanza
Key PA: Austin Barrett
PA: Patrick Polsin
PA: Sarah Davis
PA: Samuel Kaufman
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
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  • Gaming_Prism

    I always give waiters a 75 percent tip. If the meal is 10 dollars.

  • Sharky and Friends
    Sharky and Friends

    who remembers BC before covid

  • rilla s
    rilla s

    Customers: 25% Dean: throws a pizza at the table Customers: 50%

  • Milton Soto
    Milton Soto

    I always forget Damien’s voice is Amazing, hit those Mariah Carey notes 👏🏽👏🏽

  • salama salah
    salama salah

    Happy birthday teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

  • cutsieberrii

    Earth sweat with icy chunks sounds more delicious then water and ice

  • Stacy MARIE Mecham
    Stacy MARIE Mecham

    That's pretty messed up

  • Stacy MARIE Mecham
    Stacy MARIE Mecham

    Shut him up

  • Stacy MARIE Mecham
    Stacy MARIE Mecham

    That happened to me once

  • Waffle

    ok can we just respect damiens singing for a minute?

  • Dark Blue Demon
    Dark Blue Demon

    OoOoOoOOoo☝ *blows out candle* *flips off* OOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Gracie Maher (STUDENT)
    Gracie Maher (STUDENT)


  • elyas g
    elyas g

    when the man finally finish the annoying song trent: *about time* *the cake is dried* Trent: *what year is this* waiter: *its 2022* Top 10 most Funny/Hilarious Calamity ever

  • iconic cherry
    iconic cherry

    Wait what is sweet tea

  • KhemKhemTV

    The song makes me have goosebumps

  • SHI HAO Moe
    SHI HAO Moe

    7:46 dude decent

  • Sarah Prado
    Sarah Prado

    Ok Damien with those RUNS

  • ZebZoid

    We all must admit, The blond waiter can damn sing

  • OldTrucksRule

    *Theres a brand new Smosh video you should watch, no rush though*

  • Beckett Harrison
    Beckett Harrison

    Can we take a minute for damiens singing

  • Andy The Crusher
    Andy The Crusher

    At 8:34 It’s so funny see him make the sound

  • Andy The Crusher
    Andy The Crusher

    At 2:16 That is totally me I wanted to keep the menu

  • Anabelle Anderson
    Anabelle Anderson

    Damien really turned into a singer and Lebron in just one episode-

  • Anabelle Anderson
    Anabelle Anderson

    Hey Damien for this every blank ever episode can you si- Damien: *YES* Do you even know what we were gonna sa- Damien: *i don’t care, YES*

  • Gellisa Peralta
    Gellisa Peralta

    Okay, but Damien is a good singer

  • Enyonam Adinyira
    Enyonam Adinyira

    Golden burrito and its rival, Silver burrito, and Its rival Chubby chungus

  • M games
    M games

    I was so surprised about Damien singing

  • John Mikael Carambas
    John Mikael Carambas

    *____ 1 star video

  • Gabriella Comito
    Gabriella Comito

    You should do “Every Bus Attendant Ever” or “Every Bus Boy Ever”! Or call it “Every Busser Ever”…!

  • Gabriella Comito
    Gabriella Comito

    You should’ve called it “Every Waiting Staff Ever”!

  • Gabriella Comito
    Gabriella Comito


  • Gabriella Comito
    Gabriella Comito


  • Gabriella Comito
    Gabriella Comito


  • Gabriella Comito
    Gabriella Comito

    Every Restaurant Customer Ever!!!!

  • Gabriella Comito
    Gabriella Comito

    Every Customer Ever!!!

  • Gabriella Comito
    Gabriella Comito


  • Gabriella Comito
    Gabriella Comito

    You should do Every Waitress Ever! 😁

  • Gabriella Comito
    Gabriella Comito

    You should do Every Waitress Ever! 😄

  • Katie Lou
    Katie Lou

    Ok but Damien's singing 🥺🥺🤩

  • 5lickGames

    Tbh Damien kinda ruins this video it's just him singing for half of it lmao

  • Sam R.I.
    Sam R.I.

    Green = ready to order Blue = refill beverage White = bring out the check Red = ???

  • Akiorah

    NMy theory is the waiter kept singing because if he stopped a bomb would explode, like in the movie Speed (of Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock)

  • neka cx
    neka cx

    damien fr a god teir singer

  • elaine sellers
    elaine sellers

    why did he just sing for a F*UCKING long time :)

  • Pritesh Budbadkar
    Pritesh Budbadkar

    Damien's voice 🔥🔥🔥

  • Stef10xoxo

    No wonder all the comments are about damians voice. Hes to next ariana grande

  • Lahelani Manglona
    Lahelani Manglona

    Is it just me or can Damian sing 🥺🥺😸😸👁👄👁(sorry if I spelt his name wrong)

  • Angela Williams
    Angela Williams

    At 2:29 when the waiter fell bak if you look in the backround when it zomms in on shanes face you can see that nobody else cares XD (unsing me mums phone)

  • Møbźölłer thę Męme Guÿ
    Møbźölłer thę Męme Guÿ

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  • Dustin Sandler
    Dustin Sandler

    The main reason I keep watching this is to hear damien sing twin in the womb

  • Stephen Lowe
    Stephen Lowe

    That singing scene was hilarious but fr Damien is a rly good singer

  • daxlightblxssomsmcpe

    are we just gonna ignore the fact that damian actually has a beautiful voice 👀

    • Benjamin Lak
      Benjamin Lak


  • Watermelone

    1:38 is cursed srsly

  • Jessi Garcia
    Jessi Garcia

    "You need to subscribe to smosh" "*But no rush.*" *"As long as you subscribe..."*

  • Julianna Lopez
    Julianna Lopez

    Damien sings so good but at the same time my ears hurt

  • Quinn Lee-Newbury
    Quinn Lee-Newbury

    For real tho what are all those flags for

  • SimpleSetting

    Every waiter ever The first one should be, i dont get paid enough to care

  • disheveled Mystic Beans
    disheveled Mystic Beans


  • Just Will :l
    Just Will :l

    okay but Damien carried this video like no disrespect to everyone else but Damien smashed it

  • Dania Mendoza
    Dania Mendoza

    Hi Everyone Loves People!

  • Jonathan Lewis
    Jonathan Lewis

    I don't care how awful it is, I still like olive garden.

  • Martin Nealeigh
    Martin Nealeigh

    Hi names Trent this is on my bday

  • Shira Shump
    Shira Shump

    some say hes still singing

  • dumbass

    4:33 unsalted what ?

  • Zach The Gay
    Zach The Gay

    Anyone who orders at a stall at Sonic, tip ya damn carhops. They do more work than the managers tbch

  • owlhouse._ fan._
    owlhouse._ fan._

    The way Shane was trying not to laugh when damien was singing🤣

  • Adam Padin
    Adam Padin

    Damien actually sings gooddd

  • Vidit Deshpande
    Vidit Deshpande

    Ok it became cringey when he was singing happy birthday for the third time

  • Rauls life
    Rauls life

    Damien is the best person

  • Jair Flores
    Jair Flores


  • Reger Boxy56
    Reger Boxy56

    where can this birthday song on spottyify

  • Conner Peterson
    Conner Peterson

    Idk which wig in this sketch is the worst 😂

  • Naruto

    Like mycome if you’re watching this in 2021

  • justyn meyers
    justyn meyers

    I Love Damian’s voice it’s awesome and I love 5:28 when he changes pace and dances gold

  • jenevie key
    jenevie key

    Daniel singing:The more annoying it is the more amazing it gets

  • Maria Cadeliña
    Maria Cadeliña

    The way Damien sings is actually pretty lit 🔥👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • Craig Dexter
    Craig Dexter

    Cc +c. C cc. C. Cc. C cc’d c. C. C. C

  • blazeing gamer
    blazeing gamer

    he had a good voice

  • ŞHÆŘÏĶ 10
    ŞHÆŘÏĶ 10


  • Jadenator

    holy crap Damien is amazing at singing

  • Eddie Clover
    Eddie Clover

    Who no Damien was such a amazing singer

  • Aaron Carey
    Aaron Carey


  • Aaron Carey
    Aaron Carey


  • ColinOrJames

    Damien singing is legendary hahahaha

  • Jaden OP
    Jaden OP

    Damien has the voice of God

  • Zaid Bhatti
    Zaid Bhatti

    U should realese this birthday song the damien sang

  • 水野冬夜

    Damn Damien can sing

  • Dingo Dalton
    Dingo Dalton

    this reminds me of Trevor Wallace’s I used to work at a restaurant video

  • saurav purkayastha
    saurav purkayastha

    "Sir we will be closing now...no rush though🙃"

  • Mewtwo Terrence
    Mewtwo Terrence

    No rush tho

  • soltrixfn

    I like how I said I’m going to go to bed and got a notification for a smosh vid and ended up on this video

  • Airis Qisya
    Airis Qisya

    Damien, king of trickshots.

  • dragon

    Ain't this is a Denny room

  • Voidfoxx

    Damian's singing voice...can we have more please!?!?!?!

  • theblurry face
    theblurry face

    The maximum amount of tip my family gives is 3 euro and that was the best steak in the world

  • Rock Lee
    Rock Lee

    Damien singing is actually very good, I wish they made him sing this song again, but more clean and without interruptions because I really liked the way he did it.

  • Dark Reflection
    Dark Reflection

    0:55 wait but God created water

  • Ahmed Sulieman
    Ahmed Sulieman

    The singing lowkey made me tear up

  • Jachin Choi
    Jachin Choi

    Wait Damien is so good. He shud b a singer

  • coo_lest

    I only feel bad for the candle on the birthday cake.